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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy

I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy

Sometimes I will be holding three or more similarly sized objects and they will all shoot me the kind of warning glances typically reserved for cats who are about to swipe a fresh and crispy fish stick from a small child’s hand.

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy

I gaze wistfully at a basket of apples and they all think, “Don’t you FUCKING dare,” so hard that I take psychic damage.

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damhowell

Names I hate because I never know how the specific person spells it:

Matthew or Mathew
Sarah or Sara
Ashley or Ashlee or Ashlie
Johnathan or Johnathon

mickie310

Steven Stephen
Hayley Haley Hailey
Zac Zach Zack
Garrett Garett Garret

damhowell

I can’t believe they are so many people who hate this too.

phanphaneverywhere

you think thats bad

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Here are 135 different ways to spell Katelyn

anightvaleintern

Um excuse you, 136.

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ohmygil

That is literally child abuse

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