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High Anxiety|20|🥑🌈
~take me somewhere~
Always In Love Never Out Of It
I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.
Sometimes I will be holding three or more similarly sized objects and they will all shoot me the kind of warning glances typically reserved for cats who are about to swipe a fresh and crispy fish stick from a small child’s hand.
I gaze wistfully at a basket of apples and they all think, “Don’t you FUCKING dare,” so hard that I take psychic damage.
Names I hate because I never know how the specific person spells it:
Matthew or Mathew
Sarah or Sara
Ashley or Ashlee or Ashlie
Johnathan or Johnathon
Steven Stephen
Hayley Haley Hailey
Zac Zach Zack
Garrett Garett Garret
I can’t believe they are so many people who hate this too.
you think thats bad

Here are 135 different ways to spell Katelyn
Um excuse you, 136.

That is literally child abuse